Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.
-Jean de la Bruyere
It all started when I grabbed a “HELLO” magazine to see what was going on in the “real” world…
Let’s face it!!!!…we adore the superficial…and the gossip about the superficial…I mean…how many would watch/read/listen to the news religiously anymore????….3???? Excluding of course the politicians….even THEY don’t give a damn!!!! All they really want to know is how they would look and who would vote for them….and lately have your blunt relationships out in the open a la Sarkozy ;)…
Anyway here I was…flipping through the magazine.. ..My feet soaking in a 40 degrees water bath for the preparation of the ritual of the “pedicure”… (Cant get better than that)…when suddenly I fell on a full page of a picture that seemed like a face… “Kate Middleton was dazzling, adopting a kind of euro-chic of white shirts and sunglasses by day and gorgeous gowns by night.”
Ok…lets get this straight…you can brain wash me for a bag…brain wash me with a song…brain wash me for horrible insect look alike sun glasses…but don’t you dare brain wash me on beauty and “dazzlement”!!!!!!!…I mean I didn’t even know who she was before plastering her all over the cover…Even now if she walked beside me in the street with a poster sign saying “it’s me Kate!!! Prince William’s girlfriend” I would barely notice…
I have nothing against…fetishism…or having urges for ugly/fat/old/low class/maid/hostess/hookers “a la Hugh grant” partners…But please pleasssssssssse people….keep it discreet…especially…ESPECIALLY…if you are meant to make people dream….
I mean when I was a little girl…the beautiful princess was someone like sleeping beauty…and the prince charming was someone who saves you by kissing your lips…but when I look at the royalty in this world today…my tinker bell dusts and the stars in my eyes just completely utterly switch off:
Crown prince of Spain is married to a 2 time divorcee, 1m 20, television journalist…Prince Charles is with his nanny (no wonder william is sexually confused)...The grand duke of Luxembourg is married to a random south American that he picked up somewhere or she picked him up…and one of his sons made a random Turkish girl pregnant X2….The prince of Norwey is with a man hand Australian kangoroo... The prince of Denmark is married to an ex-drugee with a kid…The Swedish crown princess is with her personal trainer…and the list goes on…
I think the only couple that is still hanging on from a thread…is the Belgium princes…she turned out to be from an aristocratic family and presentable…GOD!!!!! was that so hard to find!!!!
At least in the Arab countries we hide our fetishes…why do you think we have our women covered???!!!!...:P if One prince/sheikh has something for ugleyyyyy or sleaaaaaaaaaasyyyyyyy….then he doesn’t have to share it with the whole world… i.e people do not have to come and kiss their hands and pretend they are “dazzling” and a “true princess”….
We only let out the true sophisticated ones such as Queen Rania…Morroco's Princess Lella Salma (although this one should really not try to talk but just be beautiful and silent…or else her genetic roots will appear)… princess Haya of Jordan (more for her family tree then her looks I must say) and Sheikha Moza of Qatar ( although she is the second wife...the Sheikh didnt even mention/parade the other two....for obvious reasons)
And of course in Saudi Arabia King Abdullah chose the most presentable and elegant of his daughters to do the charity work… Princess Adellah…which is logical (you wont give your money if the representator is a nobody from nowhere and absolutely plain)
At the very least we do have the courtesy of keeping the magic alive…or else where is the fairy tale in all that????!!!…Tomorrow the butcher can be a prince…and the cleaner your next future queen…and we are supposed to be happy and smiling and say there is no social class in love…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO please!!!!!!! Love IS blind....especially from the waist down sooooo....
a SHOUT OUT to all the upper class people out there…you don’t have to fall in love…especially if your taste is like S****…stick to the ranking…the dreams…the blue blood…the enchantment…the fantasy… please do it…for our sake!!!!!!
so that WE can live happily ever after....:)
THE END
10 comments:
you have a weired way at looking at things...
yet you made a very good point, that made me really read it all.
do we want future leaders to be raised by HRH or by a commen person from the people???
i stop here and think quitly about it. and see what i will come up with and then keep it to my self.
the world population as well as ours in the USA is becoming dumber, by design or their own fault. stupididty is contageous though and it is s[reading over the world thru the media, read more at "The American Enigma" on my blog
Its obvious that the hajeri chik got sum serious issues. Can u say 'incoherent'? Right now (i'm in khadami from sabeel mode, anathema to u and ur fans) i cant seem to decide which one i hate more, hajeri chik or tha manayeek who posted these sarcastic i-comments. After reading all this crap, i had an epiphany (comes with a masas), i imagined myself with a huge axe, blood splattered all over my clothes and glasses. Now does that make sense to u? Welcome to J-Towns' underground.
I really like your blog! You are smart.
saudi majix: looool...well thats the whole point it might be weird but it may you think...keep it up!!! x x x
the prophet: hmmmm..you've got a point...will check it out...
someguyfromplanet:loool true true...but I am not pointing out they should not marry from their own "species" but from their own social status...we are 6 billion I am sure it is no too hard to find ;) keep it up!!! x x x
anonymous: hmmm...feel really sorry for you....prozac? :P
tim noble: thanks :)...keep on reading and telling me what u think x x x
You keep on lookin beautiful...
Seems like I'm tha only one here who aint gettin head? Aw its a saudi girl wit brains, i know lets preserve her in vinegar so tha future generations can witness wat we have been subjected to.
On a lighter note, Tim looks like a Bizranjee and evercreep Saudi Majics is a 7elewa who would sell like 'hot cup cakes' fil Hindawiya.
And what good has 'Marriage from tha same status' brought u? 100 percent increase in tha divorce rate thats wat. U need to raise ur kids by yourselves, not by over harrased maids. Far from being enlightened, u sound like a snob preachin to tha converted. Do i detect a pinch or two of racism? Adolf would've been proud.
Thanks?!
Whats a bizranjee?
Tim
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