What is said in Closed Circles!

The intelligent person sees with the heart the result from the beginning;the one lacking in knowledge only discovers it at the end.

-Mathnawi [V, 2570]

This is supposed to be TOP SECRET and revealed to NO ONE… But us Saudis But being the amazing Mashael that I am…. I am going to share it with you guys….so we will keep it between us and the whole Blogosphere…lol

This post is a result of soul baring confessions, non stop gossip and goose bumpy experiences of Saudi men and women over the years…You will know exactly their deepest desires, their secrets, their tastes and their shameless thoughts…These are only said in closed circles… Saudis themselves might get shocked when seeing it in print or how the opposite sex thinks… Of course I couldn't resist filtering the ideas through the supreme judges (me and my girls) and that is what came out of it….Please note that these are general statistics…let me rephrase that GENERAL STATISTICS...so it is quite common to find a few exceptions…

You must know by now (if not then read my blog all over again) that Saudis are quite racist when it comes to bind themselves in holy Matrimony….But of course there has been a few mixed marriages over the years and even more recently….Therefore do not be surprised to find Dark skinned, olive skinned, fair skinned, Big eyes, small eyes, green eyes, hazel eyes, Blue eyes, Chinese eyes, blondes (yes we have natural blondes and no we are not going to pay the amount of 10 camels if we see a blonde from Europe…From all the clichés about us that is the most ridiculous people!!!!) Chesnut Brunettes, Black version brunettes (we still do not have redheads…personally I have never seen one here) coming up to you one day and saying " Hi, I am from Saudi Arabia " which probably is a good thing….

That is why I am going to tell you what Saudis go for, if by any chance they are not involved with another Saudi…

Let us start with Saudi women....

Arab men:

1st position= Iraqis…meaning men from Iraq…For the following reasons…They are considered one of the very few viril alpha males that exist in our world today if not the only!!!!…which makes us feel terribly feminine and vulnerable…They come from one of the oldest and greatest civilizations….They tend to be extremely educated and cultivated….
2nd position = Iraqis again for the same reasons mentioned above…
3rd position = Emiratis…meaning men from UAE…For the following reasons…They tend to be EXTREMELY gorgeous and EXTREMELY generous…They have nothing underneath their traditional " Thobs" except for a piece of cloth that they call "Hizar" = easy access…!!!! A bit like the Scotts and their skirts (Although I think they wear something underneath that…enlighten me people!!! Lol )….. They are a bit slow on the bright side but have a heart of Gold…
4th position = Lebanese… meaning men from Lebanon…For the following reasons…They are very trendy…They tend to speak different languages…They look European…although their Star is starting to fall do to an extent on their feminine side…
5th position = Qataris…meaning men from Qatar…For the following reasons…Half of the population is already Saudi they just crossed the border that is all…The country is still under construction so we have a feeling that we bought the civilization and our classy way of living TO them…
6th position = Bahrainis…meaning men from Bahrain…For the following reasons…They are considered Saudis number 2…we spend most of our weekends in their country…They tend to have similar backgrounds…we feel in power…
7th position = Kuwaitis… meaning men from Kuwait…They are street smart…They are energetic buzzy bees…(actually Kuwait is one of the few middle eastern countries where the streets are packed starting 7 or 6 a.m till 2 a.m )…They know what they want and go for it…

Of course other Arab countries exist but they are not that popular among Saudi women but like I said earlier there might be a few exceptions…e.g Amrou Diab (a famous egyptian singer) married a Saudi

Non Arab men: ( I can feel the anxiety ….lol)

1st position= Italians and Spanish…although They come from completely different countries, different languages, different lifestyles and even different menus…We consider them as one…For the following reasons…They are dark and tend to have Arabic features…They are family oriented…They are " caliente" (meaning hot) …They like food in quantity…They have a night life and they do not have a strict timetable for their daily lifestyle or chores….
2nd position = Americans… meaning men from the United States of America….For the following reasons…They are circumcised at birth…Back in the days, they were the most powerful country in the world and the place to be…They were in our part of the world and still are, so we got used to them…They have no rights whatsoever compared to their women… So they tend to be extremely surprised, affectionate, grateful and caring when we take care of them and let them be the man of the house…They make great fathers…
3rd position = Germans, Swiss Germans, Austrians…Although completely different we consider them as one because of the language…We tend to have most of our medical check ups in their country so we figured better be with your life savior…They have a terrible attraction to oriental, big eyes, dark haired women…They would happily integrate by learning the language* and knowing the culture…
* Germans are one of the few Europeans that speak several languages without a strong accent and without much effort…
4th position = French…meaning men from France…For the following reasons…They have a great mixtures with the North African countries…Their music is 60% Rai and 30% French…so we get to understand a few words…Because of the mixture they became open minded…Tall…extremely beautiful and more tolerant via other cultures…

Unfortunately, other European/Asian countries are not considered at all….Although Canadians and Australians might be an option when the Saudi woman in question lives there for whatever reason and can't be bothered to mingle with the rest of the world…



Saudi men…

Arab women:

1st position = Moroccans… meaning women from Morocco…For the following reasons…They are said to be good in bed (among other things) …The ones that Saudi men go for look EXACTLY like Saudi women…They can integrate easily in the country, dialect and culture as if she was born here…
2nd position = Moroccans again for the same reasons mentioned above…
3rd position = Syrians…meaning women from Syria…For the following reasons… They tend to be beautiful….They have porcelain skin….They are quite low profile….They look very innocent but aren't at all….
4th position = Egyptians…meaning women from Egypt…For the following reasons…They are amazing sweet talkers…Life with them is fun…They are good at belly dancing…They remind us of the old black and white romantic comedy Egyptian movies…
5th position = Emiratiat…meaning women from UAE…For the following reasons…They are quite primitive…so everything that the Saudi man will show her will be fascinating….One of our celebrity bachelor married one so they became in fashion…They only think about one thing…They have long velvety hair and they can dance with it…
6th position = Bahrainiat or Kuwaitiyat…meaning women from Bahrain or Kuwait…They tend to be educated but that is not the reason why Saudi men go for them….maybe because they are our neighbours?...Hmmm…I am not too sure…will skip that one
7th position = Pakistaniat…meaning women from Pakistan….For the following reasons…They tend to be very feminine…They have a fascination for the Arabic speaking countries…They remind us of Bollywood although the latter is Indian…

Of course other Arab women from other countries are also considered… like Lebanese, Iraqis, Jordanian and Palestinians... But they are quite rare, since for example Lebanese women tend to be beautiful but extremely superficial, very modern and "show off"… knowing Saudi men, they tend to go for more reserved, low profile women with a spot light smaller than theirs (That is why Syrians are so popular) Although Kuwaiti men tend to prefer Lebanese women for the same exact reasons mentioned above…. A question of society and taste…

Non Arab women:

1st position = Indonesians…meaning women from Indonesia… For the following reasons…In most cases they tend be their children's nannies…They know how to cook clean and do all the hously chores…They like to flirt with their bosses and They can't live without " Some of that"…They tend to be petite which leads to a feeling of protection from our heroic Saudi men….
2nd position = "7abash" meaning women from Ethiopia…For the following reasons…They are quite numerous in number within every Hajj (pilgrimage) period we tend to have a new wave…They are the "first times" for a lot of our Saudi men…They are very unconscious…
3rd position = Italians…meaning women from Italy…For the following reasons…They are family oriented…They can make good housewives and good cooks…They always have that mythical aura to be the sexiest women in Europe.. Since most Italian men tend to slap them around in a moment of anger…They tend to be relieved by the non violent nature of Saudi men in general…
4th position = Spanish or South American….please note that women from Spain or South America come after the Italians in a Saudi man point of view…and they have the same reasons as Saudi women to go for them..so go back to 1st position non Arab men…
5th position = Russians or Eastern Europeans… For the following reasons ... They look like they were cut and pasted from Fashion TV… They tend to go for whomever will marry them to get out of there…They are quite docile and obedient (Their men might have something to do with that)
6th position = Americans.... meaning women from the United States of America…For the following reasons… They tend to be their university "partners" when they were in college… They are quite spontaneous and easy going…Although their Star is starting to fall dramatically post 9/11 & The wars in the Middle East ….Also because they have a contagious tendency to sue for everything….. e.g. being caressed or cuddled without their consent or the morning coffee is too hot…
7th position = Japanese…meaning women from Japan…for the following reasons…They are very reserved… They are spotless when it comes to cleaning and hygiene… They have narrow female parts compared to the Arab male counterparts…They easily give their man some space and know their place…They look like little girls…

Of course other countries may be considered…Saudi men are more tolerant and less racist when it comes to relationships than their women mainly because they are less restricted by families, religion, law, society and even government…But Saudi women would go for it if she finds that the "foreigner" in question surpasses her men compatriots in every way…

On that joyful note I sign out….peace x x x